Scottish girls for dating
And I don’t care how many times someone says that Scottish men are just shy because I’m shy too.
No one actively seeks rejection and heartbreak but, alas, it’s a side effect of dating.
Yes, when we’re kids they line us up in the music room and whip us until we play O’ Flower of Scotland, error-free.
I love snacking on animal entrails mixed with oatmeal and baked in a sheep’s stomach every day.
That is, two individuals meet and exchange numbers/emails; one individual waits for a designated amount of days before calling/emailing the other; the individuals meet for dinner and have lengthy flirtatious in-depth discussions about life and themselves.
Generally there is a three to six date policy before sleeping with someone, depending on how skanky you are, how much you like the person etc. After a few dates (and possible make out sessions), people in Toronto have that dreaded serious talk: the are-we-a-mutually-exclusive-couple-or-should-we-call-it-quits-so-I-can-make out-with-some-other-hot-lawyer-now?!
Your great, great, great grandfather’s dog who bounded off the boat 230 years ago makes you so bloody Scottish. Right, you’re comparing me to Mel Gibson in Braveheart aren’t you?
As such, because of the widely accepted practice of courting, men in Toronto seem more apt at making the first move.
Generally, if you are out somewhere and making hot bedroom eyes with a dude, he is more than likely to attempt and strike up a conversation and hopefully ask you out. The men over here are hopeless at making the first move; I don’t know if it’s some weird cultural thing that hearkens back to the middle ages, but dudes over here seem completely oblivious.
But yes, you definitely should visit Scotland solely to spot a paleolithic water dragon. I mean, sure, as in they’re mostly humans getting on with things. Yes, we take one week off every month just to go drink a cappuccino in Sicily.
They live in London, but Kate Middleton and my mum are tight so my family make the eight-hour car trip to eat scones and clotted cream every Wednesday at 4.30 p.m.